I am currently in the development of making a new series called Ranting, where I basically rant about the ridiculousness of stupid things that exist today. i am currently making the first one about this ridiculousness,
Here is the script:
For those of you that do not live in my area, or even know where I live in the first place, I live in happy fucking little Lake Forest. Lake Forest sees itself as the greater part of the upper class, when indeed most people that live here are dicks. Now, Lake Forest, like many places in Illinois, is under heavy construction. Its taking it's normal precautions to assure peoples safety, y'know, using many signs guaranteeing that people know what is happening and where to avoid construction. However, not long ago I came upon a disturbing thing that really made me say, only Lake Forest would do that. What is it you ask? A sign that says Shopping Zone Ahead.
Why, when, and how did anyone anywhere at all ever come to the agreement that this form of a sign is reasonable?! I mean, what the fuck is going on? For those of you that don't know what this looks like, because its not used anywhere else AT ALL, it has a picture of a well done silhouetted women carrying shopping bags that are just flying everywhere in her hands. Don't bother searching the web for this picture, it doesn't exist anywhere else.
Now, why make a big deal out of this? This just shows how perfect Lake Forest feels about itself, that they literally put signs up that say Shopping Zone Ahead! No, not Slow 'for' Children, not Yield, not Stop, NO, fucking Shopping Zone Ahead! Great! Thats what we need to know!
I mean in all of the world, with everything that is going on today, everywhere, this is one thing that we now have to make a sign for? If anything, an even more reasonable sign would be Shoe Tying Zone Ahead! Fucking shopping zone, that's how perfectly bubbled Lake Forest is form the rest of the world, where things become so threatening to the level that drivers need to know that there is a Shopping Zone!
Jesus Christ, I mean honestly! There could be so many better signs instead of Shopping Zone, fucking Shopping Zone! God damn! Well, what can you do, if Lake Forest wants to continue to feel safe in its bubble, let it have fun.
